In a recent GQ interview, Kanye West described Kim Kardashian as being as rare as a dinosaur, and that she never asked to be a celebrity. Apparently, Kim’s T-Rex like intelligence could not fathom that filming her brontosaur-like ass being sexually slain by a famous rapper would ever gain her pseudo-celebrity status…no matter how hard she and her mother promoted the porn.
Making root canals not seem that bad.
The E Cigarette Banned
The E Cigarette has been banned from bars in NYC. Officials claimed that contains nicotine, which is dangerous, and the water vapor would probably bother other bar patrons while they’re trying to get fucked up.
I’m up against odds on this harsh winter night. The expected high is 16°, but it is going to feel a lot colder since I’m outdoors - all alone. My breath is cold, my water is frozen, and my food is gone. My shelter is not insulated, and this makeshift bed does not keep me warm. I am miserable - freezing to death, and the only thing keeping me going are the sounds of hope - an opening door, a car, a familiar voice - Hope. Hope that my best friend will come for me soon. — Dog
The SEC is considering dropping Texas A&M after the results of last night’s Chick-fil-A Bowl Game against Duke. A representative from the SEC stated that dropping A&M has nothing with the fact that they nearly lost – Duke played a hard-fought game. “Reasoning for dismissal is on account of A&M’s players and fans celebrated like they just won a National Championship and that was embarrassing, after all, it was only Duke.”
A Slippery Slope: Before the Winter Games
Russia refused the US Government’s offer to assist with security during the Winter Olympics. Analyzing what the NSA has gathered from Putin’s tapped emails and phone calls, it seems as if he doesn’t trust us.